mikel dazzloraray Funny Status Messages

   This vacation ain't nothing to write home about.

   I just realized something. Rosie O'Donnell reminds me of a circus bear in a pantsuit.

   Super Bowl 48. Two teams from the only two states to have legalized pot. I can't guarantee who'll win, but I can guarantee that Frito-Lay is gonna make more $ than the NFL on this one.

   America, where mediocrity reigns supreme. How else do you explain "our" love affair with The Kardashians, Family Guy, and Dr. Oz?

   The "necessity" that is Planned Parenthood, in all actuality, stemmed from Unplanned Parenting In The Hood.

   Obamacare: Just another government handout; this time forcing the funding by tax payers through the threat of penalties for non-compliance.