mari Funny Status Messages

   Kate maybe getting the Crown Jewels, but I'd much rather Harrys jewels!

   my New Years Resolution is to meet the lady that is no longer getting sex from her husband.

   Ok I've had enough of this winter crap. I say we plot now to take out the groundhog. I got a shotgun.

   I so wish my smoke alarm had a "STFU, I'm cleaning the oven setting".

   If Juston Beiber is the AMA Artist of the year then I am the next Victoria Secret cover model.

   if you want it sugar coated, go to Dunkin Donuts.

   Since you clearly don't know the difference between Prince Charming and The Big Bad Wolf, I'm soo revoking your Disney Princess Fan Club Membership.