luka Funny Status Messages

   To be a parent you have to be very patient who here considers themselves to be very impatient. Me too

   My teacher told me "i think you have trouble comprehending words, so I said to her "i don't even know what that means"

   Saw this kid dressed as Dracula so I played along and stabbed him with a wooden stake, his mom was not happy

   My dad always told me "Theres 4 kinds of people, Those who can count and those who cant"

   what do asians do when they have Erections? Vote

   There are two types of people in this world, those who finish a joke and those that

   Personally I am happily married, unfortunately my wife is not

   My girlfriend thinks I am incapable of being Faithful... My wife on the other hand, has a sister I wouldn't mind, if ya know what I mean

   My last relationship ended cause he wanted a long distance relationship, well he told me to go to hell

   For those wondering if walls work, they do, I went to china, didnt see one Mexican