liro81 Funny Status Messages

   exercising their right to vote is as close as most Americans get to exercising

   Before Drake started saying YOLO, did ya'll suckas think you could live twice or something??

   I'm giving up my new year's resolution for lent

   I just thought of an airtight alibi, now I just have to come up with a worthy crime...

   says Sticks and Stones may break my bones but Political Correctness is Killing Me >-<

   there's no fool like an old fool. But some of you young fools are showing real promise!

   here is how you fix the problem in Egypt, someone get dressed like MOses and go to the president and say "let my people go" .... hey it worked before =)

   the me who wakes up in the morning has zero respect for the me who set the alarm the night before!