levon Funny Status Messages

   I got blown out in my Fantasy Hurricane League this weekend

   doesn't that swirling graphic the weather channels show of Irene look like a sonogram? I keep thinking the whole east coast is pregnant... and 'The Situation' is the father

   maybe they should make a game for your phone where you can shoot women into the air with a slingshot and try to destroy everything men say and call it ANGRY B*TCHES

   they should cast Demi as Ashton's girlfriend and rename the show - 'Two and a half decades older'

   our economy has Dow Syndrome

   they need full length mirrors at the self-checkout line in the grocery store

   i like to fast forward through menopause commercials

   if Casey Anthony didn't pay her taxes, she'd be in prison right now

   facebook should have a 'I AM ON THE RAG' notification for women

   Facebook Friends = 427 Friends When I have To Move = 0