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   messageicon Women cheat for the same reason that dogs lick their balls ... because they can
←Rate | 06-26-2010 05:38 by laurent Comments (0)  


   messageicon women are like parkingspots . All the good ones are taken... and the rest is for handicaped people ...
←Rate | 06-09-2010 10:36 by Laurent Comments (0)  


   messageicon Going to MacDonalds for a Salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.
←Rate | 06-04-2010 18:24 by laurent Comments (1)  


   messageicon "We can still be friends" is like saying "Hey, the dog died but we can keep it"
←Rate | 05-31-2010 16:58 by Laurent Comments (0)  



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