kodycorley Funny Status Messages

   Everyday I cry in the shower and ask myself, was that Klondike bar really worth it?

   Earlier I saw a guy wearing "Skinny Jeans" waiting at a crosswalk, so I decided to gas it for two main reasons. First I refuse to stop & wait on any guy wearing "Skinny Jeans" & Secondly If he walked out in front of me I would be doing the world a favor!