kobrah Funny Status Messages

   If you watch Scarface backwards, it's about a man who gives up cocaine and crime to follow his dream of becoming a dishwasher to earn enough money so he can visit Cuba.

   Genius - The ability to produce fantastic amounts of equally fantastic bullsh*t that all makes perfect sense

   A woman's work is never done. Which is probably why they don't make as much.

   My favorite sexual position: The Chilean miner. That's where you go down on me and stay there till Christmas.

   girls are like square roots. If they're under 15 you just do them in your head

   Women are like refrigerators; cold on the inside, you always want to put your meat in them, and they all belong in the kitchen.

   I'm still looking for a girl that can get aroused by the sound of a hard drive spinning down

   I don't think I'm better than others, it just so happens that so far, statistically, I am

   you know, i've only ever been wrong once in my life, and that's when I thought I was wrong but was actually right.

   wants to find a woman but then has a beer and a nap and it makes everything right again