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   messageicon Just got news Danica Patrick was beaten by 7 men today in Daytona
←Rate | 02-24-2013 17:29 by kmjg Comments (0)  


   messageicon Me: Do you know me? Sales Person: Mitch, I believe Me:I prefer Magneto.
←Rate | 02-09-2013 13:00 by kmjg Comments (0)  


   messageicon Nicki Minaj, a judge on American Idol we are being Punk'd right?
←Rate | 01-22-2013 05:33 by kmjg Comments (0)  


   messageicon At the end of my dinner the waiter asks "wanna box" so I got up and knocked him the f out. I bet he will think twice about asking that question again.
←Rate | 12-01-2012 03:26 by kmjg Comments (0)  



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