justin cyder Funny Status Messages

   woman are magic. They can get wet without water, bleed without injury, and make boneless things hard

   not to be outdone, Brett Favre announced that he will make his decision in an ESPN mini-series

   the only thing women truely love is making their friends jealous

   how can I possibly be expected to tolerate living with the gender that doesn't know a thing about the spread offense.

   girlfriends always want to have long talks. I say fine, lets talk.."I hate your friends, you're always hurt, and I'm always tired of paying for meals you only eat a third of...we done?"