jus2sweet Funny Status Messages

   I wondered why everytime I would visit my grandma at the retirement home they were having a Hawaiian luau until I learned that flowery clothing was the fashion trend of old people.

   Charlie Sheen stole Brett Favre's cell phone.

   If your feeling like Charlie Sheen, go and brush your shoulders off

   You're saying I'm immature. Well, you're immature times infinity.

   every woman's pet and every man's regret.