juneau Funny Status Messages

   they say there is more fish in the sea....im not sure what bait to use and I sure in the hell dont wanna catch any crabs...

   A Lysol commercial just told me to disinfect the thing I touch the most.....uh oh, I think this is gonna burn....

   will be home late for supper. I'm going to a ho-down and I cant leave until she get's back up.

   Beauty is in the eye of the BEER holder !!