joseph Robert Funny Status Messages

   Now he really IS the artist formally known as Prince

   Nuke the Chinese! ...I mean microwave the take out

   What if Donald Trumps Batman?

   Pee is the enemy of sleep

   One word: Ballgazi

   Dear media: please stop rhyming things with the word "Gate"

   #OscarsGoWhite??? More N igs just crying b/c they want something they don't deserve. What BS!

   I would love to put all the girls I slept with in one room to see if they can figure out what they all had in common

   It's a shame that all these die-in protesters aren't actually dying

   I don't know why they need a whole month, they get the busiest Friday of the year