joe fool Funny Status Messages

   “... of that day and hour no one knows, not even the angels of heaven, nor the Son, but the Father alone.” Matthew 24:36..If God has not even revealed to his own son the date the world will end, I doubt he has revealed it to Harold Camping.

   no matter how many years go by I still always end up getting banished to the kid table.

   Tip for the day: Don't throw manure into the wind.

   I say, when life gives you a lemon, wing it right back and add some lemons of your own!

   Girls are like slugs - they probably serve some purpose, but it's hard to imagine what.

   Why did some make a 'Piñata Endangerment Awareness' group on facebook??

   The confetti in times square, I bet that came from Edward Cullen farting.

   I don't believe in the moon. I think it's just the back of the sun.

   Sex is for two things: making babies and revenge.

   you're oddly sophisticated in a paradoxal mannor leaving me in this difficult conundrum. it puzzles me beyond recovery. I spend weeks crying because I cannot liberate myself from this bewildered state. I even began to think that my dog was a large gerbil.