jdpower Funny Status Messages

   And now Keith Richards coughs on the Olympic cauldron... snuffing it.. forever.

   What I just did to that bathroom was so tragic, that when I walked out a Native American looked at me... and a single tear rolled down his cheek.

   Dont make fun of fat kids... they have enough on their plate.

   Just remember - there's no 'I' in gangbang

   jdpower: Making girls who aren't like that.. like that.