jb Funny Status Messages

   When someone you love becomes a memory, the memory becomes a treasure.

   "I am still determined to be cheerful and happy, in whatever situation I may be; for I have also learned from experience that the greater part of our happiness or misery depends upon our dispositions, and not upon our circumstances."

   Redneck word - Aspect: she got done skinny-dippin', passed out on that deck chair, and had her aspect by a woodpecker.

   I Had a dream of you! You were drowning and I could not save you. All of a sudden God appeared and said, Fear not my child, crap floats!

   I don't regret my past I just regret the time I've wasted with the wrong people!

   Its Funny How Sitting "Boy Girl Boy Girl" Used To Be a Punishment.

   Google is only 12 years old and knows even more than me.

   If I want to be part of your religion I would be the one to go to your church by myself. It doesn't bother if someone come to knock at my door, is the annoying way to try to change my believes that bothers me.

   Nobody knows the age of the human race, but everybody agrees that it is old enough to know better...

   U know I bet people would become a lot nicer if they sold people tags like they sell deer tags. Once a year you can buy a tag and take out that 1 special person