jaiya nick Funny Status Messages

   I'm so exited when X-Factor is on.........I'm sitting here at bar and the wife doesn't even know I'm gone

   about to go eat me some vegetables ... which according to Congress is now a pizza

   I bet if you put bacon bits on a bacon strip, you could travel back in time

   Do someone a favor and it becomes your job.

   Met someone today named Ophelia Ball. Was I childish for giggling during encounter?