instructor4802 Funny Status Messages

   Random thought: I wonder if couches at nudist colonies smell like ass?

   Now that Rapture is about to begin…I have a few things I need to confess: I let the dogs out, I stole the cookies from the cookie jar, I hacked play station and YES I did cause global warming…Internet connection lost error message**

   One of the high points about me working Sunday mornings...is reading the status updates people post after a night of drinking!

   The AVN Awards (adult videos) is being held this Sunday in Las Vegas, NV; though it's a hard time for the movie industry, there no losers just wieners.

   There's no room for demons when your self possessed.

   It's not always rainbows and butterflies. It's compromise that moves us along.

   If it's warm, wet, sticky and NOT yours??? DON'T TOUCH IT!

   All bleeding stops……..eventually

   Nothing witty to be posted.....(wait for it).....today :|