greg2missy Funny Status Messages

   If it ain't KRAFT Mac and Cheese, it ain't Mac and Cheese!!!!

   Still can't believe Skeletor and Stretch Armstrong sold out and started selling cars.....

   Why does my car want my ears to explode when I open a back window?

   I can't believe Razor Companys are making any money.....$40 for 10 blades thet cost $.25 to make???

   Be beautiful on the inside.....eat more glitter!!

   i wish I could pick which brain cells the alcohol kills....There's ALOT of crap I wish I could forget about.....

   Q) Why was the Snowman so happy? A) He saw the SnowBlower coming!!!!

   This years NBA season so far has been the best one I can ever remember

   I wonder if the person who invented trail mix actually discovered it when they were cleaning out their car and moved their kids' car seats.

   Just got the new Payton Manning Bobble Head Doll....But the head won't move!!