gkneeconrad Funny Status Messages

   Thank you Google homepage image, for reminding me to bust out my Bunsen burner and heat, sterilize or combust something in tribute of Robert Bunsen's 200th b day. Where would laboratories abroad be without you, burner of Bunseness...

   So Mr. Sandman...since you've abandoned me for the sake of other's slumber, I've decided to move on. Advil PM, start digesting and work your magic.

   smart phones seem to be more high maintenance than a pet...calm down blackberry, I'm adapting to your ways of communicating...