ginger curtis Funny Status Messages

   Well it is a new year, a time to start fresh, a time to move foward and learn from the past, a time to begin what was never started, and finish what was put off. It is going to be a good year, I know it, I can feel it and I am going to make it happen.

   I don't LOL as much as I lead people to believe I do...

   I dont mind going to work, but this eight hour wait to go home is bullsh*t

   sometime you have to take a step back and really look at yourself to help you figure out who you want to be.

   I think instead of the "Poke" button on Facebook there should be "Punch in the Face" button.

   When life hands you lemons it should only remind you to buy more tequila, life is as simple as that.

   hitting balls into the field of dreams...

   Just remember even though it is Earth Day, you should not tie yourself to any trees a bear might come by and eat you, one of the many things I have learned from 1,000 Ways to Die

   Dear Mr. Obama I know that you are busy with that whole deficit thing, but I seem to be having a deficit problem of my own paying over $4.00 a gallon in gas is not helping my situation maybe you can be a pal and look into that for me, Thanks.

   Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the ground each morning the devil says, "OH CRAP, SHE'S UP"!