gay jeffrey Funny Status Messages

   You look me in my eye and tell me that I don't have what it takes to be a Cyclops.

   Please stop praying for my grandpa you are making him too strong. He broke out of the hospital & cops say their guns don't work on him

   Tarantino sounds like a brand of frozen pizzas

   *Lance begins to cry. Oprah leans in* I think what you need Lance is a....performance enhancing hug

   I enter a talent show. The judges say I don't have the right stuff. I pull out Tom Wolfe's 1979 book "The Right Stuff." The crowd goes wild.

   Bought a shirt with three wolves on it. Agressively seeking high fives from strangers.

   I've accepted every email offer I've ever received. My p3 Nis is now 235 feet long.

   Ladies, please. Enough with the fighting. I have plenty of tentacles for everyone.

   we can be friends or we can be spiders

   Dear son, Another hard year on the farm. Father had a stroke, bills are piling up. Are you famous on facebook yet? We are proud of you! -mom