gay jeffery Funny Status Messages

   " well The ghost writer of ghost rider is the ghost rider from ghost rider is the ghost writer from ghost rider."-nicholas cage when asked who writes his movies

   heyy Good work! everyone trying to take down big corporations with their statuses on facebook, posted from macbooks, paid for with credit cards.

   A fun game to play is "hide-and-don't-answer-texts."

   Ive decided I'm going to be a better person starting now until the next time I check facebook.

   "Hey Let's agree to disagree, and then accomplish nothing as we focus on our reelections." -Congress

   You look so fckn gross when you're happy.

   Def Need a " facebook filter" to prevent all the weddings and babies from showing up on my feed.

   Getting really into filling life's emptiness with carbs.

   Axe is the auto-tune for body odor.

   Text me like its being read back to you by Chris Hansen.