fefe Funny Status Messages

   Who really has nothing but socks in their sock drawer?

   I'm damaged but I'll manage.

   wants to remind everyone that all those little ghosts, goblins, princesses, and witches are having the time of their life so please drink responsibly and drive safetly.

   that Bud Light Lime has less calories, carbs & fat than 2% Milk...it's not looking good for milk right now.

   please copy and paste this to your status if you know someone, or have been affected by someone, who needs a punch in the face. People who need a punch in the face affect the lives of many. There is no known cure for those who deserve a punch in the face,

   Happy 11 White History Months

   it was all good just a week ago.

   those that matter don't mind and those that mind don't matter

   global warming my ass.

   Channel X Is Temporarily Not In Service. Please Tune In To Your Own Life For Your Regularly Scheduled Broadcast.