facebookcom/CruelUnusualJokes Funny Status Messages

   I got so frustrated watching my wife play Kinect sports earlier that I smashed the controller against the wall.

   Dating a single mother: It's like continuing from somebody else's saved game.

   I hate how many French people play Call of Duty 4, you usually get 'host ended game' before any bullets have been fired.

   My wife told me she's loving me because I don't listen to her properly.