darsh_7 Funny Status Messages

   The worst part of our relationship is... I started loving her for the day I saw her...And She started loving me from the day she lost me..

   Future Perfect Present Tense

   China Has Really Impressed Me In The Olympics... They Use The Same Person For Every Event..

   Boy: I hate to see a girl standing in a bus when I am comfortably seated. Girl: So what do you do? . Boy:I close my eyes and sleep :) :p

   If Facebook would have been a college...i would have got a certificate for full attendance

   In school days I used to hate that guy/girl who always reminds the teacher about tests and vivas

   *When I m Studying parents dont see.When I takes a break parents- "why dont I ever see you study?"

   I Never Finish My Eraser Because It Is Either Stolen,Lost,or Cut In Half