curly Funny Status Messages

   Man injured in a bizarre peek- a- boo accident...He's in ICU.

   I looked up lighters on Ebay and all I could find was 13,749 matches.

   Girlfriend asked me if I seen the dog bowl. I said no but that would be very interesting.

   I accidentally took my cats meds this morning... Don't ask meow.

   Debating if I should clean the inside of my refrigerator out. Or just unscrew the light bulb.

   I bet people's pets are just loving this quarantine

   I am so bored, but not ckean house and do laundry bored.

   Bill Cosby is in JAIL-O

   Why dont they serve hotdogs at a gay picnic. because they taste like shiiit

   There was kidnapping at our local school today. The teacher woke him up and told him not to do it again.