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   messageicon It is scientifically proven that a woman can be satisfied with only 8.5cm..........And it doesn't matter if the card is Visa or MasterCard.
←Rate | 03-24-2011 08:50 by city718 Comments (1)  


   messageicon Success woke me up, Motivation made me Breakfast, Destiny gave me my Agenda and the Lord gave me his Blessings:-)
←Rate | 03-24-2011 08:37 by city718 Comments (0)  


   messageicon WHO'S GUILTY HERE?... A wife is dreaming, wakes up and shouts "Quick...my husband's home!" Her husband wakes up and jumps out the window!
←Rate | 03-24-2011 08:33 by city718 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If your relationship has more issues than a magazine stand then I suggest you cancel that subscription!
←Rate | 03-24-2011 08:29 by city718 Comments (0)  



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