cicci Funny Status Messages

   I finally finished reading “Great Expectations “ . It wasn’t all I hoped for.

   Cardi B is a former stripper. Prime example of why the expression “Don’t quit your day job” was created.

   I can’t wait for the day when all the DJ Khaled fans turn 30 years old. Music today absolutely blows and he’s the leader. Just because you can push a button and yell a random phrase like “go n get it” does not make you an artist.

   Spoiler Alert: Penny strangles Sheldon to death on the last episode of The Big Bang Theory.

   Avatar is the highest grossing film of all time. Can someone please explain why we let THAT happen?

   RIP Chewbacca aka Peter Mayhew. I’d like to say a few words if I may. RAAARAWWARARWAAAR.

   People say “the early bird gets the worm.” But everyone freaks out when I drink tequila at 8am

   Looking back on all the crap I learned in school.... I’d say cursive writing is probably the least used skill ever taught.

   I wonder if Yoda from Star Wars last name was “Layeehoo”.

   I refused to buy my 6 year old nephew a Barbie doll for his birthday because I believe that Barbie dolls give little boys unrealistic expectations. There is no way you could rip a woman’s head off that easily.