chicken Funny Status Messages

   Drunk people run stop signs, high people wait for them to turn green.

   When's it gonna be the 4th of July? I feel like blowin somethin' up and not gettin' arrested.

   Sometimes standing for what you believe in means that you have to sacrifice temporarily for the greater good. It's amazing how quickly peoples "values" change when their personal comfort level is threatened

   the guy with the giraffe and all the gold tryin' to give the Dos Equis guy a run for his money?

   Why the hell do birds wake up so early? They dont have to work, obviously anything they do have to do isnt time sensitive and yet at 5am they're chirping like crazy, honestly I think they just like messin' with us.

   If they make a Fast and the Furious 6 they have to make another Rocky, I cant live in a world where there are more Fast and the Furious movies than Rocky movies.

   I wonder if gay guys make fun of each other when they do something "straight"

   I'm not saying that "killing them with kindness" cant work, but I'm pretty sure that an automatic weapon works alot faster and more accurately.