carol Funny Status Messages

   According to NIKON'S latest commercial that I just watched, "Small is the new Huge!"......I know of a few guys that'll be THRILLED to hear that.

   - When no one believes you even if everything you say is the truth, hurt a little, cry a little and let the choice be theirs.

   - A blonde text me and said "What does IDK mean?" I text'd back "I don't know." She then text'd me "Dang that sucks nobody knows!"

   - If you got any b-tchier, you could have puppies. Woof!

   - I was going to give you a nasty look, but I see you already have one.

   - You know life is hard when gas prices are higher than your GPA.

   - you know life is hard when gas prices are higher than your GPA!!