bubba Funny Status Messages

   I hope the lottery girl pulls out my balls tonight....

   My neighbor is in training to become a porn star. I asked her how her first day went. She said it was a lot to take in.

   If Cinderella's shoe fit perfect, why did it slip off to start with?

   Lance Armstrong probably didn't have the balls to admit he was using drugs

   The Girlfriend left a note on the fridge "IT'S NOT WORKING, I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE , I'M GOING TO MOTHERS " I opened the fridge, the light came on, The Beer was Cold,,, What the Hell is she talking about !?!?

   What's worse...being the paparazzi who has to take photos of Justin Bieber or being the paparazzi who gets his ass kicked by Justin Beiber?

   Had a great weekend, now Monday just like always comes and steps in and ruins it

   Due to sanitary reasons, we will not and cannot accept any money that comes out of bras.

   You can PUT YOUR BIG GIRL PANTIES ON AND DEAL WITH IT only so many times. Then the elastic breaks... and you really show your butt.

   Next time send the navy seals after Casey, not the Orange county sheriff