bitemeNsuckit Funny Status Messages

   sent my mom a text asking if she wanted to get pedis today but iPhone auto corrected it to penis...awkward.

   didn't think I needed a dude for anything...but batteries aren't gonna help me move this furniture around.

   The only thing I will help you with on Farmville is a slaughterhouse...lemme know when you're ready for a BBQ.

   pissed...I started off with a manic Monday, but decided to have a funday instead...but then someone stole the 'n' outta my funday and it's just been a f.u.day!