bigtimebrent Funny Status Messages

   Oh, there's so much nudity on TV, I just sit there shaking my fist.

   stuck his hand in the junk drawer; Now it smells like (insert name).

   It recently became apparent to me that the letters 'T' and 'G' are far too close together on a keyboard. This is why I'll never be ending an e-mail with the phrase "Regards" ever again.

   It recently became apparent to me that the letters 'T' and 'G' are far too close together on a keyboard. This is why I'll never be ending an e-mail with the phrase "Regards" ever again.