bert Funny Status Messages

   Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.

   No Lady Gaga, ou weren't born that way. We can all see your Adam's Apple. Its sort of gross.

   They passed a budget last nigt and the Fereral Government STILL shutdown today! Oh wait... its Saturday isn't it?

   Due to the holiday this status is closed. Will reopen tomorrow at 8am. Sorry for any inconvenience this may have caused.

   Just wrecked myself...I sure wish I would've checked myself beforehand.

   I think I suffer from CDO ... Its like OCD, but in alphabetical order, LIKE IT SHOULD BE!!!

   was riding the escalator the other day, and I tripped. I fell down the stairs for an hour and a half..

   Just walked in the shower with my socks on....AGAIN