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   messageicon And just like that kids at the stroke of midnight on August 31 all the girls ears wiggled and BAM Pumpkin spice everywhere!
←Rate | 09-01-2019 17:43 by Barber Comments (0)  


   messageicon instead of clapping at the state of the union they should yell "Dilly Dilly"
←Rate | 01-30-2018 21:28 by barber Comments (2)  


   messageicon I guess I should watch the Grammys to see who our next President will be.
←Rate | 01-28-2018 20:44 by barber Comments (0)  


   messageicon To find your cool robot name, take the first 16 digits of your credit card & combine it with the expiration date and security code. What's yours?
←Rate | 11-01-2017 09:01 by Barber Comments (0)  


   messageicon Do Millennial kids just trick or treat online?
←Rate | 10-31-2017 13:56 by Barber Comments (0)  


   messageicon A man came knocking on the door the other day asking for donations to the Old Folks Home. So I gave him grandma.
←Rate | 10-26-2017 12:40 by Barber Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hate when I pack on an extra twenty pounds for an upcoming movie roll and then I remember I'm not an actor.
←Rate | 07-07-2017 07:49 by Barber Comments (2)  


   messageicon "If your friend is already dead, and being eaten by vultures, I think it's okay to feed some bits of your friend to one of the vultures, to teach him to do some tricks. But only if you're serious about adopting the vulture."
←Rate | 03-06-2017 08:40 by Barber Comments (0)  


   messageicon If any toys in Toy story died the kids would keep playing with them but the other toys would be playing with their dead friends.......creepy
←Rate | 03-06-2017 08:28 by Barber Comments (0)  


   messageicon Fitbits are just like Tamagotchis, except the stupid little creature you have to keep alive is yourself.
←Rate | 03-03-2017 19:38 by barber Comments (0)  



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