Zap Funny Status Messages

   on tv shows whenever someone gets audited, they have a box with all of their receipts. Who has a box? I don't have a box. Should I have a box?

   apparently there are stupid questions. They're the ones I ask my wife.

   Do you want to speak to the man in charge or to the woman who knows what's going on?

   just got a papercut… we'll just see if I recycle this week… stupid tree

   what's the best gym to pretend I go to?

   if I knit you a sweater, Computer, will you stop freezing?

   Seeing a spider is nothing, it becomes a problem when it disappears