Yojimbo Funny Status Messages

   I just bought the NEW Charlie Sheen viewmaster...it flips all by itself..crickets..crickets..

   Wonder if Ben Affleck and the AFLAC Duck are related?

   NEW GAMESHOW : I'm more socially functional then a homeschool kid.

   WOW!!!! Kirk Douglas looks better then Larry King.

   Ophrah needs to hang with Jennifer Hudson

   On my tombstone I'm going to pout...preheat oven to 400 degrees...none will get it though.

   Charlie Sheen wants 10 million for a tell all book.....or a kilo of blow.

   I thought I saw ZZ Top at Wal-Mart today...turns out it was just 3 women from Kentucky.

   man falls out of a deer stand and dies...and people say...he died doing what he loved to do....which was falling out of trees?

   My grandma and your grandma were sitting by the fire, my grandma pushed your grandma right in the fire...that's just how she rolls.