XX-FOXY Funny Status Messages

   Some girls don't like to walk in the rain because it puts their face back to the default factory settings...

   On Sunday France plays Croatia... Their defense will try to last 90 minutes and beat their World War II record...

   Android > BlackBerry > Nokia > Fax > Landline phone > 2 cans and a string > Message in a bottle > Pigeon with a note taped to it > iPhone with iOS 11

   Q: How do you play the ISIS bingo? A: B-52...F-16...B-1...

   You know it was a rough night when your iPhone X doesn't recognize your face in the morning...

   Ambition is the path to success. Persistence is the vehicle you arrive in...

   Other than insecurity, hatred & racism, sexism & discrimination, greed, infidelity and sheer stupidity most of the human race is pretty much perfect...

   I hope someday I will be able to afford an iPhone X... Like the girl in front of me paying for her groceries with food stamps...

   If I were a cannibal I'd only eat vegetarians, just for the irony...

   America: the only country in the world where not wearing a seat-belt carries a bigger penalty then letting hackers steal 143 million citizens social security numbers, bank info, drivers licenses and credit cards...