William Funny Status Messages

   Let's face it... Seeing a cameltoe in leapord print tights at Walmart is probably the closest any of us will ever get to going on a safari...

   Just got a tattoo of my wife so when she pisses me off I can stab myself in the arm and watch that b%tch bleed.

   having one of those days where someone needs to be hit in the face with a cactus...

   Marriage... a relationship between a person who's always right and her husband.

   Brace yourselves... Everyone on Facebook is about to become a constitutional scholar.

   People who complain about the way the ball bounces probably dropped it.

   Seen it, done it, can't remember most of it.

   Strangers have the best puppies & candy.