Wayne Funny Status Messages

   secretly wishing that Steve Garvey will someday be announcing winners of UFC cage matches.

   I saved a lot of money this Christmas by switching to single....

   oh no.....this woman in the Walmart express lane has Midol, Pamprin, and shotgun shells in her buggy.....Lord just get me out of her safelyt

   Well for Casey Anthony.... first is the book deals....then the movie deals....who said crime doesnt pay

   I like watching hoarders...it makes my house look clean

   I love Swamp people...."choot em, hurry choot em"

   Dear Kobe Bryant, Would you like some cheese with that whine....sincerely Steve Nash

   so nice to see that the ex g/f who said I would never amount to anything just take my order at Taco Bell