Vishal Vakil Funny Status Messages

   The official Boston Suspects video on Youtube starts with an advertisement ... WTF!!!

   okay...so Harlem Shake is not a rich Arab!!!

   By ignoring me, you have just made yourself a powerful stalker!

   So what, if Mayans got it all wrong, its not the end of the world!!!

   an iOS6 user walks into a bar...or a bank...or a river...they're not sure, really !

   The longer you stare at the phone before picking the call...The bigger is the lie you tell after picking it up...

   My most meaningful conversations these days are with Siri

   Why can't they shoot porn in HD 3D?

   My phone is smarter than you.

   England fans : If it makes you feel any better, the cricket team is doing well against the Aussies...