Viper Funny Status Messages

   I think I should tell you what people are saying behind your back.……. Nice Ass!!

   Mobile sex: push 1 for oral, 2 for anal, 3 for normal, 4 for a trio, 5 for SM and for everything ... dial my number!

   Here's an idea on how our Government function....Democrat stands up in congress and says 'I GOT A REALLY BAD IDEA!!' and the Republican stands up after him and says 'AND I CAN MAKE IT SH!TT!ER!!'

   "God made a few perfect heads, the rest he had to cover with hair."

   Smile, and the world will smile with you. Laugh and they'll all think your on drugs.

   Every morning I long to hold you, I need you, I want you, I love your warmth... your smell, your taste... Ohhh coffee I love you. Good Morning!