Viektor Funny Status Messages

   Dear Search and Rescue, my Appetite seems to have gone on a wrong bus..haven't seen him in days. Last seen wearing a cheese burger and some chips. If found please return to me. Pls treat as urgent. Thank you

   I was watching 100 sexiest men on E! last night, and when then got to number 1 my TV turned into a mirror. *wink wink*

   am addicted. I bought all the iPhone,iPad,iTouch...now iBroke,ihomeless and iRegret.