Vicki Dc Funny Status Messages

   " to be taken three times a day, with water "

   I just wish my mouth had a backspace key

   "What do you mean, my birth certificate expired? "

   the reason Santa even has a naughty list!!!!!

   "Not only do I not know what's going on, but I wouldn't know what to do about it if I did."

   "Two's company, three's...the musketeers!!!!!"

   getting enough exercise pushing her limits

   an expert on padded cells

   It may be the early bird that gets the worm. But it?s the second mouse that gets the cheese.

   please don't follow in my footsteps coz I walk into walls