Vernacular Funny Status Messages

   Local cover bands who think they're "it"... Drive 100 miles somewhere away from town and walk into any store or restaurant. I guarantee no one will recognize you.

   I had a blind date tonight. She had crabs. Good thing she was wearing fish net stockings.

   Fast Food drive thru's need a 3rd window, so you can trade in all the wrong items they gave you at the 2nd window.