VATERPOP Funny Status Messages

   It's really awkward when you receive a friend request on Facebook from someone you are already friends with. They say they are hacked, but you like the hacker more then you like them.

   I just heard that Bernie beat Hillary. This is getting out of hand! At least Donald Trump doesn't beat women!

   Let's hope they don't hire Steve Harvey to announce who our next president will be.

   I may not be great in bed, but I should at least get a participation medal after sex.