TyKoSteamboat Funny Status Messages

   I love science too. But not enough to warrant profanity.

   I just found out my girlfriend has been cheating on me with the Middle Linebacker from Notre Dame.

   Mitt Romney suggests that those whom are in Hurricane Sandy's path escape to their second or perhaps even third home...

   According to the replacement referees...if you're holding a baby & I hug you, I officially get your baby...

   If I could vote for just Romney's hair, I would.

   ...Snakes & sparklers are the only ones I really like anyways....

   I imagine hell to be a room full of drunk guys wanting to tell you about their fantasy football team...

   "We would have broke-up alot sooner, but we have 46 mutual Facebook friends and a bunch of new restaurants were opening up..."