Tony Wong Funny Status Messages

   (phone vibrates) *runs across room* *jumps over couch* *fights off ninja* *grabs phone* "damn, I thought you were some else!"

   Why Yes Officer...I did see the Speed Limit sign...I just didn't see YOUR car!

   A man gets on a plane with 6 kids. The flight attendant asks, "Are these your kids?" The man replies, " no, I work for Trojan and these are customer complaints!"