Tonez Funny Status Messages

   Beer can with a british accent sounds like bacon with a jamaican accent

   Lazy rule #526272828000: I take short cuts that are longer than the long cuts just because I think they are shorter

   the fail moment when you are checking out a girl and he turns around

   if you want to post akward moment jokes and not have it redirect spell "akward wrong"

   the akward moment when you are at a funeral and your phone rings.. you ring tone is "I will survive".

   am I the only one when my mom enters the room while I am on the computer, switch to goole and just stare at it?

   I dont care if it is 5 min. till the bell.... I am packing up now !!!!

   The sad moment when you are playing hide and go seek.. you have the best hiding spot... you have to go pee

   think of a number, double it, add six, half it, take away the number you started with, your answer is three

   Watching the x games, live on the toilet on espn, on my iphone... The future is here ppl